just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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