This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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