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what?
penguin condom
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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