CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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