Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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