You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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