What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We're too hungover to prance.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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