I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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