Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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