i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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