I'm eating all of the evidence.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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