So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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