used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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