no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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