Just cropdusted the office
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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