I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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