im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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