Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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