I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My dick has a subreddit
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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