Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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