My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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