Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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