This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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