But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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