why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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