It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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