at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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