Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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