It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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