my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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