he puts the penis in happiness.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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