So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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