Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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