i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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