Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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