A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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