I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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