I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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