So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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