it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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