so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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