Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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