Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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