Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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