Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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