So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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