Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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