my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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