I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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