You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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